Wooden Paddle

Straight out of your private school nightmares… or fantasies.

This classic wooden paddle brings a traditional corporal-punishment aesthetic to your impact-play collection. Made from solid beech wood, it feels sturdy in the hand while the shaped design makes it easy to grip and control.

The paddle features ventilation holes through the striking surface, adding to its distinctive look and helping to create a sharper sensation with each strike.

Whether you're playing the strict teacher, delivering a little punishment or simply exploring impact play, this is one for those who like their toys with a serious edge.

So… who’s been bad?